They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rud
Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind! " He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank...
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Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." S M A S H! "...
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We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended."" Grandad, " the kids said, "you are full of schist." "I'm not kidding! " he protested.
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They're Lares. House gods."" House gods, " Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?
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Percy scowled. "I-I know you." Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
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Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
We're staying together, " he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.
The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.
Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the...
They send a person who can never stay, " she whispered. "Who can never accept my offer of companionship for more than a little while. They send me a hero I can't help. . just the sort of person I can't help falling in love...